ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 3 days. You have 1 day, 15 hours, 15 minutes and 4 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.
Reason for ban: "Cool story, bro." Verbs are your friend.
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